Conficker Virus: How to Protect Yourself

Well the Conficker Virus is supposed to hit today on April 1, 2009. It’s supposedly going to do all kinds of nasty things like take control of your computer, steal all your info, buy thousands of Girls Gone Wild DVDs with your credit card numbers, and could possibly set your screen on fire. Yeah, scary stuff.

With this said, I thought I’d put together a list of the best things to do to protect yourself from this annoying virus…

1) Call Chuck Norris.

Even though the days of Chuck Norris facts are oh so 2005, he’s still clutch in times of crisis like these.

2) Cast a spell.

Put your favorite wizard / witch hat on and start chanting away.

3) Karate chop its ass.

Find that brown belt you worked so hard for and show that worm your best karate chop.

4) Use anti-virus malware software and make sure your security updates are up-to-date.

Simple as that.

All in all, pick and choose whatever you think would work best in defeating this virus. Good luck!