People Who Should Be in Jail…

Hopefully these 3 people will be hanging out in a jail cell sometime soon…

1) Bernie Madoff

Not much of an explanation is needed here. This guy was the force behind one of the biggest scams in history, yet is still walking the streets with that ever so menacing smile on his face that makes everyone else slightly grit their teeth and clench their fists.

2) Rod Blagojevich

Thanks Milorad for representing and leading our state so well. I’m glad that you basically ran both your election campaign’s on ending state corruption, and then had the audacity to try to sell the senate seat as if it were an Emperor’s Club prostitute. Also, nice work on missing your second deadline for filing formal answers to your impeachment charge today. Still trying to come up with a good excuse!?

3) This lady

Dear lady,
Whoever you are, what in God’s name were you thinking when you decided to turn your dog into Leonardo? Poor dog. I hope he at least got a couple bags of beggin’ strips out of this…