Random Scar Story

I have 2 scars on my upper arm and back that I like to say I got from being in a knife fight with a group of pirates, but the real story behind them is from my freshman year in college…

In my dorm, there was a huge window in the hallway (maybe like 10 feet high by 20 feet wide) that looked into the study room. Well, one night I was walking past it with a couple of my friends, and inside the study room was this gigantic volleyball player girl that I didn’t like. Straddling this behemoth monster, was a guy 2 feet shorter than her, and they were making out.

I told my friends “watch this I’m going to scare the crap out of them”.

I planned on lightly jumping up against the window to startle them, however, not realizing that is not the smartest thing for a post pubescent, fully grown adult to do, I ended up going through the window.

Needless to say, I did scare the crap out of them… but I also ended up in the hospital getting stitched up.